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Wednesday, January 21, 2009

What everyone else is thinking, they just don't know it...


So it's finally all over but can anyone please tell me why the hell Obama was required to deliver yet another speech. After two years and an unsurmountable pack of presidential promises AKA lies what the hell else does he have left to say...you got the job man with target, now get on with letting down the sorry pathetic American public that have been yet again duped into believing that the man dictates the Presidency and not vice versa...

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Things not to do in a recession...




While most would consider working hard an obvious and important feature of keeping one’s job in a recession, all would agree that actually turning up on a regular basis was a given. I have however in recent weeks insisted on dicing with the devil. I lost. Having handed in my notice, being fired, rehired, asked to extend my service before being shot down in flames I have in no uncertain terms ridden the roller coaster of emotion in coming to terms with the fact that Fred the subconscious gremlin is often far more hard at work than one would think.
Moving back to whence this raw unbridled Munster lad came after two years, bearing in mind the combined vote of confidence from friends and family was 6 months, finding himself proved to involve more complaining about the price of the pint Vs the can than actual self discovery. One still contends that Fred may have been more instrumental in making me choose bed over work at these latter stages than the obvious and redundant accusation of simple laziness.
That’s Coins story and he’s sticking to it…