Sunday, December 7, 2008

A pint of Vodka and a bottle of pills please...


It turns out being unemployed has led to extreme writers block and painfully served to force day and night to sneakily change places with regard to hours intended for slumber. The fact that I’m unable to afford ‘old rope’ is a disgusting cruel joke amongst the countless other reminders that suicide is only a financially viable option to those who don’t need it. At a loss of anything pointless to say here are some interesting facts about life in general.
Sky has far too many pointless stations.
Those that are of use show far too many pointless programs.
Those that are of use have far too many pointless repeats.
RTE is part of a national conspiracy whose programming exposes the license fee as an appalling extortionate racket and for Christ sake will Steve just grow a pair of balls and dump Michelle…oh and the world is far too ill divided to support the lie that there’s one for everybody in the audience…